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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Bwargh von Modnar

Flom­mist Bwargh von Modnar is.‬

Bwargh von Modnar
Sun 22 Jul 2018

shush!

my fam­i­ly: Telling me I’m too loud and shush­ing me my en­tire life to the point that I turn out to be

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Tue 10 Jul 2018

teh hawt s3xxor omfg!!!1111111

(Just got a new mail client. For some rea­son, my in­box was de­fault­ed to show the old­est mes­sages first and I never

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Tue 29 May 2018

piano

mom: You play pi­ano ex­act­ly like your dad does. me: Oh? How do we play? mom: I don’t know, it’s just the way you

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Thu 24 May 2018

new logo

Sor­ry, guys.  I was de­sign­ing a logo for the lo­cal dun­geon on the same week, ac­ci­den­tal­ly sent over the wrong proofs.  I don’t think

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 18 May 2018

ode to endoscope

  O my dar­ling en­do­scope the way your light shines gives me hope   with such an aura of beau­ty, and class 

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Tue 8 May 2018

beyond courtship

Love bomb, de­val­ue, dis­card.  We, as a na­tion, are dat­ing my ex boyfriend.  And we will es­cape the same way, by referring

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 4 May 2018

yore of vanished childhood

  I think it’s fuck­ing weird when adults lament be­ing a child.               I main­ly re­call that every­thing was new and stress­ful,  nobody

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 23 Apr 2018

sapio’d

(I’ve pret­ty much al­ready dat­ed this guy mul­ti­ple times.  He doesn’t ac­tu­al­ly want you to be as smart as him; he just wants

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sun 8 Apr 2018

what would kimmy schmidt do?

This seems to be a time of year for tran­si­tions, or awak­en­ings. I feel like I’m ex­pe­ri­enc­ing a touch of both. I met

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 30 Mar 2018

lovingly embrace someone among plant life

Once upon a time, as a whim­si­cal 22 year old couch-sur­f­ing va­grant, I passed parts of the sum­mer play­ing gui­tar and laying

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Tue 20 Mar 2018

‘should women be put behind bars for defending themselves?’

For the range of ex­tremes ei­ther ask­ing in what way women still aren’t equal, and why we even need fem­i­nism,  or railing

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Tue 6 Mar 2018

talking politics online be like

POP­U­LAR ALT-RIGHT PER­SON­AL­I­TY: “That stove burn­er is not hot, it’s not even a stove. It’s a bas­ket of kit­tens. Go ahead and

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Tue 27 Feb 2018

firearms

To my Left fam, I prob­a­bly just sound like an­oth­er con­ser­v­a­tive nut mind­less­ly rab­bling “Don’t let ’em take our guns!” where­as With my

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sun 21 Jan 2018

and that fear of adulthood …

These Mil­len­ni­als and their damn …  en­ti­tled … av­o­ca­do … I re­mem­ber when we didn’t … *mum­bles and trails off* … AM I RIGHT? 😂

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sat 13 Jan 2018

suggested

Look­ing at Leg­end of Zel­da merch. Ama­zon sug­gests oth­er items I might like. Fe­do­ras and swords.   I am in­sult­ed.   Like, OBVIOUSLY

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 22 Dec 2017

actor

“You are al­ready very suc­cess­ful. What more could you want?” I asked fa­mous ac­tor, Kevin Scott Brown. “Yes, but I wish I could

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Tue 12 Dec 2017

lex luthor takes over this thursday

De­cem­ber 14th is when it all goes down. The FCC is to vote on net neu­tral­i­ty. If you haven’t signed one of these

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Thu 7 Dec 2017

mental health in the sacramento area

“In 2015, a Sacra­men­to Coun­ty grand jury re­port con­demned the county’s ‘shame­ful lega­cy of ne­glect’ in its fail­ure to pro­vide ad­e­quate access

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 27 Nov 2017

’tis the season to be dalí

O, holy shit! Cy­ber Mmon­day is here! All is FLOMM, all is bright Ring in the win­ter FLOMM­stice with fla­grant cap­i­tal­ism! FLOM­Merce!  What’s

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sat 30 Sep 2017

some days

It be­gan with  an im­pas­sioned rant about the neigh­bors spy­ing on us,  the gov­ern­ment, prophe­cy, Is­rael and Neb­uchad­nez­zar . . . ?  And has some­how end­ed in a

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sun 16 Jul 2017

racket

TV: SHE DID WHAT SO­CIAL JUS­TICE WAR­RIORS SAY IS IM­POS­SI­BLE,  BY GIV­ING UP LES­BIAN­ISM AND MAR­RY­ING A MAN.  NOW SHE LIVES A HAP­PY LIFE, 

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Tue 4 Jul 2017

super low today

Ah, July 4th. Amer­i­can In­de­pen­dence Day. My fa­vorite hol­i­day. It is – more or less — the only time of year when

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sun 2 Jul 2017

angst, emotions, not-say

What is the ar­ti­cle I can post to ef­fec­tive­ly con­vey the feel­ing of be­ing in a con­stant state of tran­si­tion,  and kind

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 26 May 2017

godwin’s law

I’ve been read­ing a lot of ar­ti­cles com­par­ing Trump to Hitler, not un­like I saw much of go­ing on with the Bush

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 17 Apr 2017

#teamvandoesburg

PEO­PLE! WAT IS YOUR DEAL with Piet Mon­dri­an (1872–1944)? Why is his work the only part of De Sti­jl that any­one knows? 

Mor 

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