O, holy shit! Cyber Mmonday is here!
All is FLOMM, all is bright
Ring in the winter FLOMMstice with flagrant capitalism! FLOMMerce!
What’s all this, then?!
We now have a FLOMM store that’s different than the other. IT’S DIFFERENT SHIT, OKAY? We’re going to sell the things that we (the flommists) make that are one of a kind, or two of a kind.
A FLOMMUS BOUTIQUE. BAZZAARFLOMMARKET, SUPER !
I don’t know.
We’re calling it L ’EDITIONe di FLOMMerce – and today is our soft opening – hence, we only have one item up for sale. We’re real jazzed about it tho.
Fear not, my little Flommelettes! We have even MOR things just sitting here asking to leave and become part of your lives.
This is our nü store: L ’EDITIONe di FLOMMerce
And for some reason, this is the page where you can get our one item on sale today only: FLOMM.US/cybermondaydeal

For gods sake, stay tuned – we will have MOR.
Spare your chimney. Buy online!
Fa la la la la, la la la lomm
—bwargh von modnar
Flommist Bwargh von Modnar is. Copyright © 2017 Bwargh von Modnar. Photography by Claire Carr.
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