locally, it’s all about the scene

“A woman was ar­rest­ed at a Ver­i­zon store in Cal­i­for­nia on Fri­day af­ter she re­fused to abide by the store’s manda­to­ry mask pol­i­cy and uri­nat­ed in­side the busi­ness … The in­ci­dent un­fold­ed at the Ver­i­zon store in Ro­seville off Gal­le­ria Boule­vard.”
—Last week, where we get our phones

 

And ear­li­er THIS week, some lady at Sprouts was freak­ing out.

She had on a mask that said in all caps: “THIS MASK IS AS USE­LESS AS OUR GOV­ER­NOR”

and a T‑shirt, also in all caps: “DUE TO UN­FOR­TU­NATE CIR­CUM­STANCES, I AM AWAKE”

She said some­thing to the cashier about how he would be press­ing the but­ton when they round us all up into gas cham­bers.

Like, Hitler’s High Com­mand start­ed out with un­marked vans with car­bon monox­ide tanks and they’d grab a bunch of ppl and …

I mean, out in the open they’re al­ready gassing us while oth­er coun­tries con­sid­er tear­gassing to be a war crime. I’ll bet she’s not even pissed off about any of that.

She de­mand­ed to get in touch with the head of the whole com­pa­ny, made some re­mark about the plas­tic sheet over the cred­it card thing not do­ing any­thing to pro­tect from the virus …

Ex­claimed, “THIS is what so­ci­ety has come to!” went out to her car, loaded her gro­ceries, came run­ning back up to the front of the store with an en­tire iPad, to shoot a video, panned across the park­ing lot with a bunch of nor­mal peo­ple, just wear­ing masks and get­ting our gro­ceries.

NO­BODY is en­joy­ing this right now. We’re just do­ing our best. Idk why that’s so hard to grasp.

I’m not say­ing DON’T speak up when you see in­jus­tice hap­pen­ing, but … maybe ha­rass­ing the peo­ple just try­ing to bag your gro­ceries, take your pay­ment, close up and get the hell back home in the height of a na­tion­al pan­dem­ic, shouldn’t be who you’re tar­get­ing, White Lady at Sprouts Who Couldn’t Just Take Her Items and Go With­out Caus­ing a Huge Scene?

Idk what her is­sue was, but she had a LOT of en­er­gy for it imo.

I wish I knew where to find her video.

 

—bwargh von mod­nar

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