flommmásques – like cosplay, but not

 

idk
when things will be back to func­tion­ing, but there’s this—

 

i re­al­ly hate
the pants-pee­ing anal­o­gy for mask wear­ing—

be­cause
if you’ve ever spilled boil­ing wa­ter on your legs with and with­out pants, you would know which one burns more—

it’s mor like
if THEY are wear­ing pants, then a per­son will pee in their own pants in­stead of on yours—

and even if
you’re not a per­son who pees their pants EVER, we still have to cre­ate an en­vi­ron­ment where pants wear­ing is the norm, so that when it hap­pens, no­body gets peed on.

 

 

there are some nü másques in the FLOMMHAUS—GO GET SOME FOR YOUR FACES—

Bar­ri­ers in life help you to not be an ass­hole. So the biggest ass­holes don’t have any, but you can

 

 

i was jok­ing
but just a tiny bit not-jok­ing when I sug­gest­ed to a friend that we’re ac­tu­al­ly all sec­ond graders in the fu­ture and this whole ex­is­tence is ba­si­cal­ly like a re­al­ly ad­vanced ver­sion of Ore­gon Trail. When we die we just wake up and go back to our way less stress­ful fu­ture-child life

 

 

Sor­ry for my lack of punc­tu­a­tion
Am falling asleep
You should wear a FLOMM másque be­cause every­one else is fuck­ing jerks

I hope the peo­ple work­ing at Fox feel ashamed and only have stress dreams about what they are do­ing

 

#Team­Flat­ten

 

—bwargh von mod­nar

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