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Natalie Michelle
Natalie MichelleMon 16 Dec 2019
christmas for children should be colourful, for adults, elegant
So many of you know by now about the epic, decades-spanning holiday feud between my father and I, where I put up my very aesthetic silver
Mor 
Natalie MichelleSat 30 Nov 2019
i like it!
My very German mother trying to come up with a name for her craft-based Etsy store: “What do you think about the
Natalie MichelleThu 21 Nov 2019
i feel really manipulated by baby yoda
Of course I want a baby fucking Yoda, especially set within a pulpy 70s sci-fi spaghetti Western. I want that BIG TIME
Natalie MichelleSat 2 Nov 2019
Natalie MichelleThu 17 Oct 2019
fill it with coffee and i will spill that coffee. you’re welcome.
“What’s this? An important document for work, let me just spill coffee on it so everyone knows I read it.” —Me “Oh you