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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Fri 15 Jan 2021

carry on?

“When Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar announced this week that the federal government would begin releasing coronavirus vaccine doses that

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 13 Jan 2021

sadly, turns out tasernuts wasn’t real – tho it was a lot of fun while it lasted

“Trump’s presidency has always been about race and reacting to a nation more diverse than it has ever been. We’ve been reminded

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 8 Jan 2021

the place includes everything inside of the place

Can the president really pardon himself? Are we such a stupid nation we actually have that set up? Please tell me that’s not

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 7 Jan 2021

i don’t care about pretty buildings built by slaves

“The soul of the nation.” “Real Americans.” “Family values.” Has anyone checked on the “we need to have more open dialogue” crowd?

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 31 Dec 2020

christmas was a week ago so you know what that means –

OMG y’all our NYE party is LIT. The guest list is very exclusive. So exclusive in fact that the only ones here are