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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Sun 28 Feb 2021

sunday brunch

It gives me a little tickle to know that all the absolute worst types are having a big mad over a plastic potato toy just about now.

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 22 Feb 2021

mostly, people are just stupid, callous and self-serving

Whenever California is burning down or Washington is flooding or Portland is experiencing a lot of growing pains coming out of its

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 8 Feb 2021

empty, shiny colossals

Always disheartening to see people come up with a never-ending list of reasons why empty state buildings can’t be used as temporary

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 1 Feb 2021

well, watched ‘mank’ and boy that movie is up its own ass

“Pops, this is Herman Mankiewicz, but we have to call him Mank.” Mank (2020) had a fairly interesting story (which possibly is not entirely

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 21 Jan 2021

trump didn’t pardon any of the people arrested for their acts of terrorism in dc so they’re fuckin’ hosed

Reading about all the gullible rubes who are completely blindsided that they didn’t get a pardon reminds me of when I was

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