christmas was a week ago so you know what that means –

OMG y’all our NYE par­ty is LIT.

The guest list is very ex­clu­sive. So ex­clu­sive in fact that the only ones here are Aaron and I.

Also, the cat.

And our house is *ex­pert­ly* dec­o­rat­ed. There’s dirty dish­es in the sink – that’s be­cause the dish­wash­er is full – and a pile of laun­dry on the couch I haven’t fold­ed up yet. I’d pre­fer to think of it as “do­mes­tic” and “bo­hemi­an.”

Ooh, and we are dressed to the nines. I’m wear­ing one of my but­ton down shirts that still fits and the pair of jeans I or­dered a size up be­cause siz­ing up is all the rage head­ing into 2021.

And by “all the rage” I mean it’s nec­es­sary be­cause I don’t fit into my old pair of jeans any­more.

We have sev­er­al $25 bot­tles of Chan­don sparkling wine that I paid $11.99 for each, which is lo­cat­ed in lux­u­ri­ous Yountville, CA.

And we will be ring­ing in the new year from our couch, next to the afore­men­tioned pile of laun­dry.

“You know, I can fore­see a lot of pos­si­ble out­comes to this thing, and not a sin­gle one them in­volves Miller Time.”
—my take on the whole stim­u­lus vote/McConnell/everything go­ing on with that whole mess

Hap­py New Year!

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2020 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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