chunks of flommus
SUBSCRIBE!
PATREON RSS EMAIL

Emily Duchaine
i don’t care about pretty buildings built by slaves
“The soul of the nation.” “Real Americans.” “Family values.” Has anyone checked on the “we need to have more open dialogue” crowd?
christmas was a week ago so you know what that means –
OMG y’all our NYE party is LIT. The guest list is very exclusive. So exclusive in fact that the only ones here are
creeeeeaaammyyy white christmas
I had only the faintest memory of this commercial until just now when my friend Jarrett gave me a Christmas present. I’d
nightman to dayman
*phone rings* me: *scowls immediately, begrudgingly answers* “Hello?!” person calling: “Hi, is this Emily?” me: *even more annoyed* “YesmayIaskwhozcallingplea.” person: “Oh his this