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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Thu 3 Feb 2022

super complicated, but even longer and mor difficult

I have spent most of my day either talking about super complicated issues or listening to people talk about super complicated issues

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 23 Jan 2022

conspicuous

I’m torn between feeling superior to people who think Bored Apes are fine art, and depressed that such people exist in the

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 20 Jan 2022

why is fox mulder asking megyn kelly to … oh never mind

I try not to comment on or pay too much attention to celebrity shenanigans, but apparently Megan Fox was given an engagement

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 16 Jan 2022

maybe i need a confederate mentality

Who the hell still buys Russell Stover? Come on, the chocolates are terrible. Like, that giant box of mystery chocolates? To paraphrase

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 13 Jan 2022

‘ouchtown, population you, bro!’

“The Supreme Court on Thursday blocked the Biden administration from enforcing its sweeping vaccine-or-test requirements for large private companies, but allowed a

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