Bwargh von Modnar

Flommist Bwargh von Modnar is.‬

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 11 Jan 2019

that time I found the empty microwave running with the time set to an hour

dave: How many minutes in an hour? me: 60. dave: I said, how many minutes in an HOUR? me: 60. dave: No, that’s how

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 31 Dec 2018

2019 is the year I continue along my same journey, because the turn of a new year does not magically transform reality

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 16 Nov 2018

just chillin in a post apocalyptic hellscape u? I think maybe the neighbor’s cats

Bwargh von Modnar
Sat 10 Nov 2018

I guess I’m pretty depressed. Crowd: “How depressed ARE you?” I’m thinking of doing stand-up at one of the next open mics. My

Bwargh von Modnar
Wed 10 Oct 2018

“I want a woman who puts effort into her appAHHUHH—*coughs out a cloud of hot cheeto dust* *vomits onto keyboard*