dave:
How many minutes in an hour?
me:
60.
dave:
I said, how many minutes in an HOUR?
me:
60.
dave:
No, that’s how many seconds in a minute. I’m asking how many minutes are in an hour.
me:
They’re both 60.
dave:
*pulls off glasses* No … Are you sure?
me:
… Yes.
dave:
Okay, so, if I want to put an hour on the microwave I could just put … 60 minutes?
me:
Yes.
dave:
*raises eyebrows* Okayyyy. You better be right …
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