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her emails. still.
Been thinking. Other than more and more money, what could possibly be Trump’s reason for his infatuation with Putin? Unless the two
it’s sooo easy to be angry. dare you not to.
Anger. Why are people so angry? Why am I so angry? Why are you so angry? It’s deeper than politics, it’s deeper than her emails
high paid slaves, no?
Soooo, I know they won’t do it, but wouldn’t it be wonderful if the NFL players actually did stay in the locker room
but really. how ’bout just stop being dicks?
Dear Israel and Palestine, Here’s a thought: How about neither one of you having Jerusalem as your ‘capital.’ How about you both
(the truth)
For all of those who HATE government regulations. Who feel only corporations should control their own businesses. Who believe Capitalism is a perfect
yesterday’s hooverville
Cleaning up another homeless camp yesterday and found a perfectly good vintage Hoover upright someone threw out because the bag seal was
50 things: liberal curse ’n’ powdered wigs
1. Wake up, go to the bathroom. 2. Stand there considering whether to flush or not due to the drought. 3. Immediately
damn, dirty
musings from the bathtub So, Planet of the Apes (1968). In all the nights that Taylor, astronaut and scientist, spent there, did
most memorable new years
US Coast Guard Base Galveston: 31 December 31 1978 Right out of boot, I went out on the town with a seaman named
re: ‘the war on christmas’
In case you thought that the Christmas tree controversies in the United States is a modern thing brought on by non-Christians: Most
dearest republicans,
Like the Phoenix, may you rise from the ashes of your dying party and return to the glory that was Roosevelt and Eisenhower.
conquerors of women
Dear Ladies, When I look at all the #metoos, I think back on my life and my relationships with men. Men that I
winter is coming
musings from the bathtub The only difference between pre-WWII Germany and the US now is that the German citizens turned a blind
dear republicans, congratulations on your new birth
Dear Republicans, .….…… oh fuck it nevermind, you don’t care .….….…… Sigh … okay, I’ll try it again … Dear Republicans, when this pile of human
dearest liberals,
Over in Berkeley … Rather then confront these racist pricks, be like Martin Luther King. Stand there stoically singing in unison, “We shall
so they can write it off
These knuckle heads have had since 1993 when Hillary first proposed healthcare to figure out an alternative. Jesus H Christ 24 YEARS!
dear donald,
Thank you. Thank you for exposing the worst side of America. Thank you for showing the world something they have know all
all the rage
I have a challenge for the women of the world. Yes, that means you. When you get up tomorrow, wear a headscarf in
why I like to shoot guns
I like to shoot guns for the same reason I like to throw darts, a rock, a frisbee, horseshoes, a stick, a spear, a knife, or
the empathic response
To my LGBT friends, I am so sorry there is so much hate aimed at you. To my female friends, I am so






















