Louis Hernandez

Flommist Louis Herdandez is obsessed with going Bauhaus and becoming The Machine. Preferably a drill press.

Louis Hernandez
Tue 12 Mar 2019

free coffee

me: (approaches teller) ‘hi, i was charged 2x for a transaction.’ teller: “We’ve flagged that purchase and charged you an overdraft fee.”

Louis Hernandez
Tue 4 Dec 2018

I randomly remembered a 5th grade homework assignment. I had to draw a fictional character followed by a synopsis of who they

Louis Hernandez
Wed 19 Sep 2018

I’ve had a number of objects thrown at me over the years. I’ve always fixed and reused them as totems of guilt.

Louis Hernandez
Sat 30 Jun 2018

423 RED happened three weeks ago. And after, I was so tired I bought a new mattress to recuperate. Slept twelve hours

Louis Hernandez
Sun 17 Jun 2018

So here’s the thing, my entire life my father was an unapproachable demigod. Brilliant, handsome – all the things I wasn’t. The