Louis Hernandez

Flommist Louis Herdandez is obsessed with going Bauhaus and becoming The Machine. Preferably a drill press.

Louis Hernandez
Tue 12 Mar 2019

free coffee

me: (approaches teller) ‘hi, i was charged 2x for a transaction.’ teller: “We’ve flagged that purchase and charged you an overdraft fee.” me:

Louis Hernandez
Tue 4 Dec 2018

I randomly remembered a 5th grade homework assignment. I had to draw a fictional character followed by a synopsis of who they

Louis Hernandez
Wed 19 Sep 2018

I’ve had a number of objects thrown at me over the years. I’ve always fixed and reused them as totems of guilt. I

Louis Hernandez
Sat 30 Jun 2018

423 RED happened three weeks ago. And after, I was so tired I bought a new mattress to recuperate. Slept twelve hours

Louis Hernandez
Sun 17 Jun 2018

So here’s the thing, my entire life my father was an unapproachable demigod. Brilliant, handsome – all the things I wasn’t. The