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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Louis Hernandez

Flommist Louis Herdandez is obsessed with going Bauhaus and becoming The Machine. Preferably a drill press.

Louis Hernandez
Fri 20 Jan 2023

louis being a sassy bitch

Please al­low me to be the first per­son that cuts a rasp­ber­ry in an AI art gallery.  Like I should get points

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Louis Hernandez
Sun 25 Dec 2022

ralphie is crazy

I didn’t grow up ob­serv­ing the hol­i­day.  Like any out­sider, I was in­tro­duced to your cus­toms via glossy me­dia.  Let’s just ad­dress this:

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Louis Hernandez
Thu 18 Nov 2021

why local? let’s talk

Your lo­cal small busi­ness has ba­si­cal­ly been work­ing for free for the last two years. Why? The cost of their ma­te­ri­als in­creased exponentially.

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Louis Hernandez
Wed 29 Sep 2021

background check:

bc: “Are you Meth Luis Miguel?” me: “No.” bc: “DUI Luis Dominguez?” me: “… no.” bc: “How long was your prison stint

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Louis Hernandez
Wed 8 Sep 2021

auto service

over­heard: “… this guy to­tal­ly has a hor­ror fridge in an aban­doned house some­where …” lo­ca­tion: auto me­chan­ic wait­ing room sub­ject: 1998 bmw sedan The

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