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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Mon 8 May 2023

margarine commercial

“We did it, Gladys. We finally became true detectives.” Every other single obviously more critical, important thing aside here … Does anyone else

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 3 May 2023

home work

“The attitude of many Americans toward work appears to have changed during the long pandemic – and, generally speaking, not for the

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 30 Mar 2023

allergesus!

I feel like I need to be wearing a big sign in public: “It’s not COVID, I promise, I tested. It’s allergies.”

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 9 Feb 2023

‘are the people who are trying to break you in the room with us right now, ms. ciccone?’

The world is threatened by my power and my stamina. My intelligence and my will to survive. But they will never break

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Emily Duchaine
Tue 7 Feb 2023

you never know what kind of day someone is having

The way I see it, you have three options when interacting with someone: · You can try to make their day better,

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