chunks of flommus
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Emily Duchaine
there was music, wonderful roses and forbidden jelly candies
My favorite part about going to our local patisserie is getting to stand in line behind two dozen olds who all
kicking bucket already
“MOST etymologists agree that the ‘bucket’ refers to a kind of yoke that was used to hold pigs by their heels so
flomm is like ‘it’s flomm time’
I just said to a friend “Like, we were born too late to explore the earth and too early to explore the galaxy. “Born just
wat if he’s actually andy kaufman?
“He used political contributions to line his pockets, unlawfully applied for unemployment benefits that should have gone to New Yorkers who had
margarine commercial
“We did it, Gladys. We finally became true detectives.” Every other single obviously more critical, important thing aside here … Does anyone else