chunks of flommus
SUBSCRIBE! PATREON RSS EMAIL

Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Sun 14 Jul 2024

i can only imagine what kind of insane bullshit was preached at my in-laws’ church this morning

Just to give you an idea: My in-laws attended the same Assemblies of God church for thirty years. My MIL has worked there

Mor

Emily Duchaine
Thu 11 Jul 2024

bo peep

Most of you know of my love for horror and that The Shining (1980) is my favorite of the genre. But the first

Mor

Emily Duchaine
Thu 20 Jun 2024

and he was already an a list star

‘If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Oh, you know something?

Mor

Emily Duchaine
Sun 11 Feb 2024

chiefs … 49ers …

Today there is one thing to remember that is more important than anything else: Whether you’re rooting for the Chiefs … … or the

Mor

Emily Duchaine
Fri 9 Feb 2024

remember the last time a celebrity saved the world?

There is a very special day next week that brings people together and evokes feelings of love and happiness. I

Mor