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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Tue 5 Feb 2019

‘cronnnnnnch.’ obvs. sort of like the ‘ahhhoooghaaaa’ horn.

aaron: *holding up two different boxes of crackers* Which ones do you want in your lunch? me: I dunno … *takes the pita chips* Are these

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 14 Jan 2019

big fifty

Didn’t get around to this right after the new year but here it is now. All of these songs turn 50 this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1z4vkPWkLQ

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Emily Duchaine
Sat 5 Jan 2019

idea for new netflix movie

Dick Box. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg walk around with their dicks in boxes and they have to wear blindfolds because if

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 31 Dec 2018

i just started liking ipas so they’d better keep it going

Whenever I see a headline about how “Millennials are killing the __________ industry!” I think, “You’re welcome. It was a dumb industry,

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 24 Dec 2018

saló

Two years ago, we hosted Christmas at our house for the first time and it was getting late and my inlaws wouldn’t leave, so I

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