THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

chunks of flommus
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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Thu 5 Dec 2019

dear god,

How the fuck do I end up around these people? I’m in my favorite pho restaurant and there’s only one other occupied

Emily Duchaine
Mon 2 Dec 2019

what is today again?

Here’s a rundown of some of the thoughts that have passed through my head today: • As I was pulling out of

Emily Duchaine
Thu 28 Nov 2019

the most fabulous pink turkeeeeeeeeeey

her: *thought bubbles* Haha green bean casserole, right?! I know what food YOU were assigned to bring! me: *hhhhnnnn* “Umm no not really,

Emily Duchaine
Tue 26 Nov 2019

must use massive amounts of flour and lard for piecrusts

There’s a never-ending list of things I hate about this time of year and one of them is ads that show women

Emily Duchaine
Fri 15 Nov 2019

it’s a mad, mad, mad, mad star wars story

This Facebook Memory: A Star Wars Story. —emily duchaine Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn