chunks of flommus
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Emily Duchaine
this moment
“Is there *anyone* left in the administration who shakes their head when they hear [Trump] rambling in the Rose Garden like this?”
‘what’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?’
If someone rides your ass by inches when you’re doing 10 over the speed limit, then punches it and rips past in their big
not quite 2,000 years
Mel Brooks turned 94 on Sunday and spent it with his lifelong friend, Carl Reiner. Carl died the next day. I’m pretty choked