a.
Well,
we are gonna
have
a LOT of
AA batteries
in this house
since
I drunkenly
ordered
a huge pack
a few weeks ago
and
I guess I did it
again
because
another one
is coming today.
b.
I was
doing my makeup
and thought,
I missed
my calling
as a goth.
Then
I thought,
You never miss
your calling
as a goth.
Goth is
always calling.
And then
I thought,
That’s
the most
goth
thought
I’ve ever had.
c.
I knocked
the rest of
my drink
into the tub
when
I got back in,
and thought,
Well,
it never
hurt anyone
to bathe
in
a little bit
of champagne.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2020 Emily Duchaine.
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