THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Sun 25 Oct 2020

spoiling kill bill 3

Maya Hawke plays Beatrix Kiddo’s daughter, B.B. (because duh). Vernita Green’s daughter, Nikkia, is played by Zendaya. Nikkia gets her revenge and Beatrix

Emily Duchaine
Tue 20 Oct 2020

excited kristen wiig ‘sue’ character biting pillow

“Conservative radio host and noted evil bigot Rush Limbaugh announced on Monday that he isn’t long for this world. Limbaugh told listeners

Emily Duchaine
Mon 19 Oct 2020

i used to be a death penalty supporter

In theory, I still am from a purely idealistic standpoint. It could only happen in a hypothetical, nonexistent world where justice truly

Emily Duchaine
Tue 13 Oct 2020

i’ve started talking to my brain

Okay let’s just RELAX FOR A FUCKING MINUTE there’s absolutely NO reason why we need to be getting anxious. You’re in your

Emily Duchaine
Sat 10 Oct 2020

let cauliflower be cauliflower

I love when we’re watching The Chef Show and Roy Choi can barely hide his disdain for anything subbed with cauliflower. And