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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Mon 9 Dec 2024

revolutionary stuffs

Remember eight years ago when everyone was gargling Bernie’s balls and paying lip service to the idea of a revolution? Well, what

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Emily Duchaine
Tue 26 Nov 2024

hear me out: fruit by the foot, except it’s prosciutto

I can’t find the meme or the comedian who said it so I didn’t come up with this but back in 2016

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 7 Nov 2024

half of us care about people and the other half are racist, sexist assholes

“Well, what you call ‘polarized’ I call simply just being stupid, hateful, and awful … This is not an attack on you

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Emily Duchaine
Tue 5 Nov 2024

decision 2024: been around this block once already

“In speaking with my 88 yr old mother, who is struggling to be civil to her Trump voting Evangelical sisters, I realized

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 30 Oct 2024

decision 2024: this is not obama vs. mccain or romney — this is really fucking bad

I think it’s very, very hard for a lot of people – especially kind people who are compassionate and capable of empathy

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