chunks of flommus
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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineThu 30 Jan 2025
downhill at breakneck speed
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can make your way through the kitchen munching on a wide variety
Mor 
Emily DuchaineThu 9 Jan 2025
if we try to push the bully off a cliff, we’re admonished for it
I don’t want to reach across the aisle to the people who are cheering the destruction of California. I am sick of
Emily DuchaineFri 20 Dec 2024
and difficult people become mor difficult this time of year too
“It’s raining. Better go 40 mph.” —everyone on I‑5 earlier This is the time of year when we should all be sleeping
Emily DuchaineMon 9 Dec 2024
revolutionary stuffs
Remember eight years ago when everyone was gargling Bernie’s balls and paying lip service to the idea of a revolution? Well, what
Emily DuchaineTue 26 Nov 2024
hear me out: fruit by the foot, except it’s prosciutto
I can’t find the meme or the comedian who said it so I didn’t come up with this but back in 2016