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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineWed 5 Jan 2022
‘let them work sick’
the government: Stay home and don’t go anywhere or see anyone or have any fun also the government: Lol go back to work
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Emily DuchaineFri 31 Dec 2021
*whispers* the password is ‘goodbye’
“Allen Ludden died from stomach cancer on June 9, 1981, in Los Angeles … White decided not to remarry, since Ludden’s death.
Emily DuchaineThu 30 Dec 2021
well, it’s certainly not supposed to give you joy
“The pandemic is like a tv show you thought was canceled, but then it got picked up by Netflix.” —Jim Gaffigan
Emily DuchaineThu 23 Dec 2021
‘darkness was cheap, and scrooge liked it’
my ghosts: christmas past: Catherine O’Hara christmas present: Patton Oswalt christmas future: Megan Rapinoe their messages: past: You had
Emily DuchaineTue 21 Dec 2021
‘hey the jerk store called, they ran out of you’
I just left the FedEx Store. While I was in there, a horrible man came in without a mask on and wanted to