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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Thu 24 Aug 2017

gardening

Last night I had a dream that I was kneel­ing down gar­den­ing in my back yard and some peo­ple were stand­ing be­hind me

Mor 

Emily Duchaine
Sun 20 Aug 2017

‘And although my eyes were open, they might just as well have been closed’

My dear­est Clara, I don’t even re­al­ly like you yet be­cause my balls still haven’t dropped, so please don’t write back – girls

Mor 

Emily Duchaine
Thu 17 Aug 2017

just cosplaying

It’s fun to talk about punch­ing Nazis, but WWII wasn’t won in a fist fight. Some­one drove their car through a crowd of

Mor 

Emily Duchaine
Sun 13 Aug 2017

white privilege

If you’ve nev­er dealt with any real prob­lems in life, suf­fered any real tragedy or loss, re­al­ly strug­gled or got­ten knocked back

Mor 

Emily Duchaine
Sun 6 Aug 2017

a fitting

Was in a cer­tain well known lin­gerie store to­day. Sales as­so­ciate asked me if “we” would be do­ing a fit­ting.  When I

Mor 

Emily Duchaine
Tue 18 Jul 2017

why.

Okay. One more thing. What is this. Re­al­ly. Why would any­one wear this. I’m not even go­ing to put ques­tion marks after

Mor 

Emily Duchaine
Mon 10 Jul 2017

they’re trying to drown me in a sea of ruffles

“I can still hear you say­ing you must nev­er break the chain re­tail stores, but give it a try!” I’m giv­ing a clothing

Mor 

Emily Duchaine
Sat 1 Jul 2017

siri hates aaron

watch­ing Aaron yell at Siri try­ing to get her to add “gin” to the shop­ping list Aaron: Oh my god! Jean, gin­ger, Jim, Jon … Me: Just type it

Mor 

Emily Duchaine
Mon 5 Jun 2017

organic, free-range, self-sustaining

Idea for a Port­landia sketch (which would play out over the length of the en­tire episode): Car­rie and Fred de­cide the environmentally

Mor 

Emily Duchaine
Tue 23 May 2017

whyyy

I’m in Home De­pot  and I just watched a lady point out a golf um­brel­la and say,  “There’s an um­brel­la, but it’s a golf

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