watching
Aaron
yell
at Siri
trying
to get her
to add
“gin”
to the
shopping list
Aaron:
Oh my god! Jean, ginger, Jim, Jon …
Me:
Just type it in. You could have typed it ten times by now.
Aaron:
Add Bombay Sapphire.
Me:
Beefeater. I do like the Bombay too. And Tanqueray.
Aaron:
LONDON DRY GIN.
Jason:
HEY SIRI! HOW YALL FEELIN TONIGHT?!?
Jason:
it looks out there like a little zoo
Jason:
AND YOU PEOPLE ARE THE ANIMALS!!!!
Jason:
Now I tell ya sometimes and I’m not talking about all the time or nothin. But you wanna have a little
Jason:
ALCHOHOL!!!!!
Jason:
Now i ain’t talkin bout no tequila. Not no Budweiser neither
Jason:
You know what I’m talkin about. LEMME HEAR IT!!!
Jason:
I CANT HEAR YOU!!!
Jason:
THETS RIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHT
Me:
I don’t get it. One time I told her to put on Sufjan Stevens and she got that in one try.
—emily duchaine, with aaron duchaine und jason malmberg
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2017 Emily Duchaine.
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