siri hates aaron

watch­ing
Aaron
yell
at Siri
try­ing
to get her
to add
“gin”
to the
shop­ping list

Aaron:
Oh my god! Jean, gin­ger, Jim, Jon …

Me:
Just type it in. You could have typed it ten times by now.

Aaron:
Add Bom­bay Sap­phire.

Me:
Beefeater. I do like the Bom­bay too. And Tan­quer­ay.

Aaron:
LON­DON DRY GIN.

Ja­son:
HEY SIRI! HOW YALL FEEL­IN TONIGHT?!?

Ja­son:
it looks out there like a lit­tle zoo

Ja­son:
AND YOU PEO­PLE ARE THE AN­I­MALS!!!!

Ja­son:
Now I tell ya some­times and I’m not talk­ing about all the time or noth­in. But you wan­na have a lit­tle

Ja­son:
AL­CHOHOL!!!!!

Ja­son:
Now i ain’t talkin bout no tequi­la. Not no Bud­weis­er nei­ther

Ja­son:
You know what I’m talkin about. LEMME HEAR IT!!!

Ja­son:
I CANT HEAR YOU!!!

Ja­son:
THETS RI­I­I­I­I­I­I­I­IG­GH­H­H­H­HT

 
 

Me:
I don’t get it. One time I told her to put on Suf­jan Stevens and she got that in one try.
 
 

—emi­ly duchaine, with aaron duchaine und ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2017 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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