a response to Fifth Grade Shitbag
I’ll never EVER let go of a report I wrote on France in the 6th grade.
I worked tirelessly using what little internet we had and every encyclopedia or book source I could possibly find, and I frequented libraries.
I didn’t get an F but the teacher had the audacity to write ALL OVER MY REPORT, claims that statements I had written were not in my own words.
Guess what, they were. They were in my own words. Every single one of those statements were meticulously REconstructed and reproduced to not reflect the literal verbiage I got from whichever source I got it from.
Short from going to France myself and writing an entire book about it.
I still don’t know wtf she wanted from me.
—blu
Flommist Blu is an enigma. A metaphor wrapped in an allegory. ‘I am Jack’s colon. If I get cancer, I kill Jack.’ Copyright © 2018 mechanizzm. Image: Norman Rockwell, Outside the Principal’s Office, a.k.a. Shiner (cropped), 1953, source.
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