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Amanda Layng Martinez

Flommist Amanda Layng Martinez is a graphic designer. She like cats, tea, not wearing a bra, peeing in public, and ‘eating as much as I can before I feel full.’

Amanda Layng Martinez
Thu 7 May 2020

there’s other news?

It’s real. Look it up. Let’s just let the aliens take over. SCENE: Interview and cleansing of the human race. alien overlord:

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Amanda Layng Martinez
Tue 24 Dec 2019

cold meds

I dreamt I dressed up as Jasmine for a Christmas party at an old elementary school I went to. Suddenly, Jeff Goldblum chased

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Amanda Layng Martinez
Sun 18 Nov 2018

uranus

guy Hey girl, you’re cute. me Which planet spins retrograde around the Sun? guy What? What’s the question? me Which planet spins retrograde

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Amanda Layng Martinez
Thu 14 Jun 2018

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periods before 25 1. Just want to lay down and eat some chocolate. 2. Maybe cry a little bit. 3. Really embarrassing to buy

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Amanda Layng Martinez
Tue 24 Oct 2017

i’m not a flower girl, or am too fond of chocolate

Flowers die and chocolate gives you cavities. And I didn’t think that I would ever have to constantly feel as though I’m

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