It’s real.
Look it up.
Let’s just
let the aliens take over.
SCENE: Interview and cleansing of the human race.
alien overlord:
So what is your purpose on this planet?
me:
I mostly exist to watch internet videos of opossums and raccoons use their hands like a people.
alien overlord:
What now?
me:
It’s ok. I’ve lived a good life.
(Points lazors at face)
—amanda layng martinez
Flommist Amanda Layng Martinez is a graphic designer. She like cats, tea, not wearing a bra, peeing in public, and ‘eating as much as I can before I feel full.’ Copyright © 2020 Amanda Layng Martinez.
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