chunks of flommus
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unscientific social media observations
One of my favorite things to do: Read public political arguments over social media and compare the timestamps based on the poster’s
nye memory
We played charades every New Year’s Eve at my house and I remember one time putting Animaniacs as the TV show into
calling a nail salon
Jes: Hello! Yes. May I please make an appointment? Salon: Yeah, ok. Wha you want? Jes: A manicure. Salon: Wha kind? U
older people saying, ‘grow up!’
As the youngest child in a decently sized family, with nice gaps between our births, I find it so fucking hilarious hearing
thanksgiving miss-facts
When our Founding Fathers congregated to decide on our national symbol, Benjamin Franklin wanted The Turkey. “He is besides, though a little