Jason Malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes.

Jason Malmberg
Fri 10 Dec 2021

a harvest of biodiesel

Ok, hear me out you guys. The first flapjacks that, like, European explorers would make over their campfires were made of cornmeal. They

Jason Malmberg
Tue 30 Nov 2021

But then . . . . . . . what if? Yes, the cat beamed . . . it just might work. We need not blow the safe’s door on-site.

Jason Malmberg
Tue 16 Nov 2021

This is what a president does. C‑SPAN The last one did little but de-tax the rich and obnoxiously campaign.

Jason Malmberg
Mon 15 Nov 2021

Leaning headlong into autumn since I clearly have no choice. Hollywood. Make. This. Happen. #BeTheChange I’m so torn.

Jason Malmberg
Sun 7 Nov 2021

I feel this. And yes, this includes all of you assholes spreading your celebrity podcast/Joe Rogan horseshit. “I’m not antivaxx. I