Jason Malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes.

Jason Malmberg
Mon 10 Jan 2022

sansglutenousness

and just like that on page 64 of Taste: My Life Through Food, I learn that my idol Stanley Tucci is

Jason Malmberg
Thu 6 Jan 2022

A year ago today there was an attempted coup in the United States. Think about that. Then think about the people that

Jason Malmberg
Fri 31 Dec 2021

(To be read in Happy Harry Hard-on’s voice:) Look. Next year’s gonna suck. There’s no reason it wouldn’t. And maybe that’s

Jason Malmberg
Wed 22 Dec 2021

Dude in Boyz II Men’s cover of Let It Snow sounds like he’s definitely gonna fuck the tree.

Jason Malmberg
Wed 15 Dec 2021

Is the general vibe of those cool chairs on rails that go up and down stairways that they are only for old