Jason Malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes.

Jason Malmberg
Mon 27 Mar 2017

getting together

Just watched Leon: The Professional (1994) again last night. I know this is going to sound kind of creepy, but if you read

Jason Malmberg
Tue 21 Mar 2017

“I drive from coast to coast, and this shit is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California

Jason Malmberg
Sat 18 Mar 2017

When I was in the first grade, a kid a grade above me told me in that really confident way kids do when an

Jason Malmberg
Fri 17 Mar 2017

I hate this holiday due to how foolish and stereotypical it makes my people look. I’m not Irish. I am referring to Drunkards.

Jason Malmberg
Sun 12 Mar 2017

One time I was walking down the street and I saw a Poor about to take a bite out of a sandwich.