it’s shaq diesel, not shaq magellan, ya dicks

“I dri­ve from coast to coast, and this shit is flat to me. I’m just say­ing. I dri­ve from Flori­da to Cal­i­for­nia all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-de­gree an­gle, and all that stuff about grav­i­ty, have you looked out­side At­lanta late­ly and seen all these build­ings? You mean to tell me that Chi­na is un­der us? Chi­na is un­der us? It’s not. The world is flat.”
 

Look you guys, 

the Earth is round.

I know that, you know that.
 

Hav­ing said that, 

maybe we could just let Shaq have this one thing.
 

We don’t have to up­end car­tog­ra­phy or anything. 

It will still be round to us. 

Just let Shaq live on a flat Earth.
 
 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malmberg.

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