Jason Malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes.

Jason Malmberg
Tue 21 Mar 2017

it’s shaq diesel, not shaq magellan, ya dicks

“I drive from coast to coast, and this shit is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California

Jason Malmberg
Sat 18 Mar 2017

When I was in the first grade, a kid a grade above me told me in that really confident way kids do when an

Jason Malmberg
Fri 17 Mar 2017

I hate this holiday due to how foolish and stereotypical it makes my people look. I’m not Irish. I am referring to Drunkards.

Jason Malmberg
Sun 12 Mar 2017

One time I was walking down the street and I saw a Poor about to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Jason Malmberg
Tue 7 Mar 2017

Spicer: “This is the Obamacare replacement plan that everyone has been asking for, that the president ran on.” Spicer came out and