chunks of flommus
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Jason Malmberg
Jason MalmbergMon 26 Jun 2017
seven little things
“Yeah, well the band 311 called me and said I can’t fuck raccoons anymore.” 1. I just got hiccups and it’s been
Mor 
Jason MalmbergThu 22 Jun 2017
internationalgoop
Forgive me for waxing all Gwyneth but … International travel pro-tip: When on vacation somewhere you’d like to remember, buy and use their
Jason MalmbergSun 11 Jun 2017
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (cont)
“To understand their perspective, consider this happening in the context we normally think of as a national security threat: Imagine that during
Jason MalmbergSat 10 Jun 2017
dj eve’s indie mix
My friend’s daughter Maya is a really good up and coming DJ and she’s only 13. She played my poster show at Outlet and people
Jason MalmbergTue 6 Jun 2017
should have held out for chicken selects
Because White Castle is just so damn pretty. It almost looks like 8‑bit food. And no one eats WC on a date, at