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Jason Malmberg
Jason MalmbergSun 16 Jul 2017
hear ye, hear ye noobs!
As everyone’s favorite show about dragons I guess returns for what Google tells me is its 7th season, gather round and get
Mor 
Jason MalmbergSat 15 Jul 2017
evangelical
Jimmy Carter Actual Christian The kind that can quote scripture on request. Spends his remaining years building homes with Habitat for Humanity.
Jason MalmbergTue 11 Jul 2017
good clock
[In the bedroom, Jack and Chrissy fumble around with the wires of a brand new clock radio. In the next room separated
Jason MalmbergThu 29 Jun 2017
stealing a fire truck
You’re untamed youth that’s the truth with your cloak full of beagles* When I was a wee lad I got
Jason MalmbergTue 27 Jun 2017
one mor thing
“You see congressman, it’s a literary device employed to draw the disquieting parallels between fact and speculative fiction.” “Lol. Queer.” I