good clock

[In the bed­room, Jack and Chris­sy fum­ble around with the wires of a brand new clock ra­dio. In the next room sep­a­rat­ed by the thinnest of walls, Mr. Rop­er fid­dles with a wrench to fix the plumb­ing]

“Chris­sy! Grab it and pull!”

[Mr. Rop­er hears this through the wall and looks flush and flus­tered]

“I can’t, Jack! I can only get one of the prongs in!”

[tak­en aback, Mr. Rop­er fas­tens his belt tight­ly around his own neck and be­gins tweak­ing his nip­ples]

“Chris­sy! It’s al­most in!”

“I can feel it!”

[Rop­er is bright blue but edg­ing so close and can’t stop yet]

“Put your mouth on the dial and push!”

“Mm­m­mmph!”

[Rop­er spack­les his stom­ach with the sin­gle most con­found­ing ejac­u­late of his life]

“Oh thank god Chris­sy. It’s all the way in.”

“Oh thank god. This will be a good clock for fuckin next to.”

[Rop­er lays ex­pired on bath­room tile, hav­ing cut his air­flow too long. From a mag­a­zine rack near the com­mode, Di­nah Shore smiles blankly. In the oth­er room, James Taylor’s Fire and Rain plays on the new clock ra­dio]
 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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