Jason Malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes.

Jason Malmberg
Thu 25 Jan 2018

reminds me of the moby dick waterslides in omaha (rip)

“It’s 45 degrees. Whew! (wipes dry forehead) Time to fire off this cardigan and cruise Dodge.” In the Midwest there’s always

Jason Malmberg
Tue 23 Jan 2018

“GREENVILLE, S.C. – Year two of the Trump presidency began here overnight much like year one had ended: With his alleged ex-mistress

Jason Malmberg
Wed 10 Jan 2018

[ INT. VIDEO ARCADE – DAY ] STEVE enters sheepishly. THE PRESIDENT, oblivious to this focuses his attention on a game of BURGER TIME. STEVE

Jason Malmberg
Sat 6 Jan 2018

And shoutout to all of us that weren’t who are killing it because everyone endlessly told us we sucked growing up so we just put

Jason Malmberg
Sun 31 Dec 2017

I’m not doing a top ten list this year. But I will do a top one of the greatest things to happen in