chunks of flommus
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Jason Malmberg
Jason MalmbergWed 14 Feb 2018
the candles
If I can find a way to make a durable scented candle that is also makeup and a sex toy I can make literal billions
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Jason MalmbergThu 8 Feb 2018
and she did it in four inch heels
Nancy Pelosi is nearly 80-years-old and she spent over 8 hours on her feet yesterday fighting for Dreamers. Conversely, it’s been two
Jason MalmbergFri 2 Feb 2018
don’t ‘woke’
Tonight seems like as good a time as any to unleash this rant I’ve been wanting to for a while, so here
Jason MalmbergMon 29 Jan 2018
love the stripes, but
“We used old timey microphones. So the record sounds kind of bad. That will be $35 please.” Solo Jack White is like
Jason MalmbergThu 25 Jan 2018
reminds me of the moby dick waterslides in omaha (rip)
“It’s 45 degrees. Whew! (wipes dry forehead) Time to fire off this cardigan and cruise Dodge.” In the Midwest there’s always