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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Jason Malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes.

Jason Malmberg
Fri 5 Jul 2024

project 2025: because villains need to tell you their plans

BREAK­ING • • • KID ROCK SHIT IN YOUR WIFE’S MOUTH • • • AND THIS • • • IS AMERICA 

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Jason Malmberg
Wed 5 Jun 2024

june 2024

  Com­plain­ing about cor­po­rate spon­sor­ship of Pride Month events when you’re pos­si­bly a year away from hav­ing your life out­lawed by Christo­fas­cists is

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Jason Malmberg
Fri 31 May 2024

to clear things up

  Trump is a con­vict­ed RAPIST and FELON. De Niro is a LEG­END. Your MAGA aunt is TRASH WHO PEAKED JU­NIOR YEAR

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Jason Malmberg
Tue 28 May 2024

gotta brown the stems

The cashier lady at Tar­get checked my ID and said “Wat, hon­eyz? You don’t look a day over 22.” Any­hoo, long sto­ry short,  I’m sorry

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Jason Malmberg
Thu 11 Apr 2024

time to pull out the big guns

“I hope you like re­al­ly tough, burnt meat and shit­ty scotch” —Crispin Kott’s vows, which he wrote     One of the many  many

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