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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Wed 7 Feb 2018

snerk

1 Me: I wonder if I really did have mono … Aaron: What? Oh, MONO. Me: What’d you think I said? Aaron: I thought you

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 15 Jan 2018

life is cruel this way

No Need to Argue was on heavy rotation in my CD player when I was in the seventh grade. I loved that

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 5 Jan 2018

are strange

I had a dream last night that I found a secret TV channel that was showing S3E1 of Stranger Things. Since dreams

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Emily Duchaine
Sat 23 Dec 2017

i picked a bad day to not take up smoking

Every single bad driver in the world is out in force right now, but my moment of zen was getting behind a woman

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 21 Dec 2017

o that girl

Here’s your morning comedy break – from the Wikipedia page on HBO’s Girls (2012–17): “[Judd] Apatow said he was drawn to [Lena]