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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Wed 30 May 2018

mental illness doesn’t make you racist

Oh, and there it is. I was wondering how long it would take someone to suggest that Roseanne is mentally ill and

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 13 May 2018

mechanic convo

mechanic: ‘The airbag part is backordered so we have to postpone your recall appointment for a few weeks.’ me: ‘Oh okay. Hey, it’s

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 11 May 2018

cloth

Today I wore one of my favorite work shirts. It’s a white cotton button down shirt. I roll the sleeves up. It has

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 16 Mar 2018

‘you kids play nice now, stop trying to take away our guns’

“Walk Up, Not Out: The New Extremely Dumb Thing From the Makers of THIS IS AN ANTI-DEPRESSANT.” —a friend So, people

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 7 Mar 2018

the spaceman mcconaughey movie

1 Aaron, eating a piece of candy from our box of chocolates: Huh, it’s got nougat in it. I don’t even know

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