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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Sun 4 Nov 2018

calendar

This is the impeachment calendar that hangs in the local brewpub, Three Magnets. A dollar a square, minimum. All proceeds go to

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 31 Oct 2018

fine cinema

There’s a horror film coming out in 2019 about an escape room. It’s called Escape Room because of course it is. Here’s the

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 22 Oct 2018

‘the power of thinking positive’

I’m really sick of being told how important it is for me to call senators in other states who don’t give a

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Emily Duchaine
Sat 20 Oct 2018

in a box

(Sing to the tune of Dick in a Box) Hey Aaron, We got some real important papers we need to find But, uh,

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 15 Oct 2018

just working over here

“It’s called the ‘American Dream,’ because you have to be asleep to believe it.” —George Carlin Growing up, we were what I

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