chunks of flommus
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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineMon 10 Dec 2018
‘a dream that apparently spans the generations’
“It’s an astonishingly common dream. Many of us have it, with numerous reruns throughout our lives. It … usually involves high school
Mor 
Emily DuchaineSun 9 Dec 2018
‘but wait, there’s mor’
Have you ever wanted Joe Pesci AND Daniel Stern three inches on either side of your junk? WELL. I try to minimize my
Emily DuchaineSat 8 Dec 2018
Emily DuchaineThu 6 Dec 2018
say, what are those girls doing with that cup?
One thing I can always count on this time of year is that a bunch of people will spend an inordinate amount of time
Emily DuchaineSun 25 Nov 2018
in the soaking tub
me: “I wish I had gills. Then I could live in the water. I’d be a creature of myth. Nobody would be