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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Mon 17 Feb 2020

m’lady,

Went to Total Wine today to pick out a whiskey for Aaron. Wasn’t in the aisle more than five seconds before an

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 12 Feb 2020

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! parasite!!!!

It’s easy to say, “Who gives a shit about the Oscars?” and I agree with a lot of the sentiment behind that. There’s

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 9 Feb 2020

randoscarjo

“Who was Scarlett Johansson being chased by in that one movie? Borat?” [Another person at the table corrects her.] “Oh it was Thanos …”

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Emily Duchaine
Sat 25 Jan 2020

bæth

Pro tip: Take a bath. Go on, do it. Who cares if you’ve got shit to do? That’s right, nobody. Just take one anyway.

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 19 Jan 2020

got some money, went to see a star war

Here’s my thoughts on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) – alternative title: Star Wars: The Rise of the Voices of the

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