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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Wed 15 Jan 2020

‘can’t… die… yet… must… ruin… coldplay’s… music…’

I mean, Coldplay was never *that* great but hooooo boy after they got married it went sub level. So imagine being Gwyneth Paltrow

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Emily Duchaine
Tue 7 Jan 2020

undoing

Trump only had one goal: Undo everything President Obama ever did. The man got made fun of at a party and couldn’t

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 5 Jan 2020

le métro

A French short film: Emily stares out the window of a train. “Pourquoi est-ce que je me sens anxieux aujourd’hui?” She

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 3 Jan 2020

liveblog: rutger hauer died so cats could live

“So even if you feel like you are making garbage, don’t worry – there are literally millions of people who’ll love it.” —David

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 30 Dec 2019

‘i want to drive my truck through your shelter’

A friend of mine shared an experience they had recently here in our town of Olympia and I asked them if it

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