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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Thu 27 Feb 2020

dem candidates

“I probably don’t need to tell you how depressing it is for me to have to watch Warren lose. I’m trying to

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 17 Feb 2020

m’lady,

Went to Total Wine today to pick out a whiskey for Aaron. Wasn’t in the aisle more than five seconds before an

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 12 Feb 2020

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! parasite!!!!

It’s easy to say, “Who gives a shit about the Oscars?” and I agree with a lot of the sentiment behind that. There’s

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 9 Feb 2020

randoscarjo

“Who was Scarlett Johansson being chased by in that one movie? Borat?” [Another person at the table corrects her.] “Oh it was Thanos …”

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Emily Duchaine
Sat 25 Jan 2020

bæth

Pro tip: Take a bath. Go on, do it. Who cares if you’ve got shit to do? That’s right, nobody. Just take one anyway.

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