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Au­drey Hep­burn would re­lax with two fin­gers of scotch and a Kent cig­a­rette.

I don’t smoke, but I re­al­ly re­spect the scotch part.

(It was a lit­tle known fact that she smoked. She some­what hid it, which was com­mon for a lot of women like her­self who were seen the way she was, i.e. gamine and whole­some. Jack­ie Kennedy also smoked.)

When she’d wake up from a nap, she’d have a piece of choco­late.

Aaron came home and got out a Glen­cairn glass and I asked if I could have some whiskey too.

He said, “Of course, you want the big one?” (We have reg­u­lar and tiny size Glen­cairn class­es.)

A bur­dened, tor­tured moan es­caped from the depths of my soul as I said, “Yeaaah­h­hh …”

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2020 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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